Church-sery Rhymes (Parodies of a Few Nursery Rhymes)



Little Trickles from His Scars
(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Little trickles from His scars
Oh what wonder that imparts
Bought out from the world so vile
I will live with Him with His smile
Little trickles from the scars
Of the One we mocked and marred

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Stack Your Skill in Bible Drill
(Jack and Jill)

Stack your skill in Bible drill
To fetch a verse in God's Word
That we count as solid ground
Or face our stumbling faster
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Act Until Men All Are Built

Act until men all are built
With fresh and shiny armor
Casting out all woes and doubts
Until we meet our Master

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God has Cursed Me
(Humpty Dumpty)

God has cursed me back from the Fall
Mommy, Daddy, Auntie, and all
But my King Jesus; He, for my sins, bled
Brought my God and me together again

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Incey Wincey Fire
(Incey Wincey Spider)

An incey wincey fire
The tongue will spread about
Down in the flames
We'd burn inside and out

Hope in the Son
To tame your tongue of flames
Or the incey wincey fire
Will start to spout again

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Ready up Your Little Lamps
(Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Ready up your little lamps
Be it that it will last
Ready up your little lamps
The Prince of Peace might show

For when He catches us in bed
With no bands in our heads
He will come and judge our deaths
His wrath is sure to glow